Excuse me, but I couldn't resist! Jamie just sent me this pic of me and my god-daughter from a few years back... yeah, I know, I'm gonna get slated for it... but... some of you might like it ;-)
I've just spent two weeks in Mallorca, chopping wood, building fires and helping to look after Lola-Mae and Memphy and I think it's been the most rewarding fortnight I've spent for years. Basically, I think I'm just cut out to be a dad!
I've had countless brilliant ideas for posts in the last few weeks, ranging from my take on the US presidential elections - Wham Bam Thank You Obama - to the Joy of Hypochondria, and all I can come up with is this. Is that what you're saying? And I used to be such a reliably cynical correspondent. What IS going on??